Day 16 The Final Act Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great, And would [...]
Day 15 (Daily updates that used to involve Yahoo! News and Metro but now I can’t even be bothered to do that and am just making it all up…) Day fifteen and the housemates are busy ahead of tomorrow’s eviction. “But who is up for eviction in the Alternative Ultimate Big Brother House?” I hear [...]
Day 14 (Daily updates that used to involve Yahoo! News and Metro but now I can’t even be bothered to do that and am just making it all up… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) HOUSEMATES! You have a new task. Today you will become part of the Ultimate Little Big [...]
Day 13 (Daily updates using only screen-grabs from Yahoo! News as Metro have given up… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) The number thirteen is said to be unlucky. But what could possibly go… BEEEEEEEEEEEP! Apologies. We seem to have developed a technical problem with today’s update. Fin.
Day 12 (Daily updates using only screen-grabs from Yahoo! News as Metro have given up… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) Here’s your sixty second headlines. BONG! A new housemate as TV’s Vanessa Feltz enters the house. BONG! Michelle Obama involved in race row after she is accused of using a [...]