Roses are red, violets are blue.

You just have to love Valentine’s Day don’t you? Another day of compulsory spending hot on the heels of Christmas. Armies of men take to the streets to attempt irrational tasks that they are not remotely qualified to do. Like buying gifts and flowers, lighting candles or e-mailing Steve Wright with ill thought out requests [...]


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If 1,000 monkeys typed for 1,000 days.

So I’ve read t’internet to find out what to do next and the general opinion of the bearded geeks and Trekkies sat behind their widescreen monitors in cyberspace seems to be to do the following. So here I go. 1. Introduce Yourself Well I think this is sufficiently covered in the “about’” page. Just to [...]


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Hello world!

OK, the first part is out of the way and I’ve actually subscribed to WordPress but now all I see is buttons and boxes and Dashboards and wipers. So now what? Ah. Maybe if I just push this button…


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