Posts Tagged Mr Garrison

Ultimate Big Brother: Day 16 – The End

Day 16 The Final Act Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great, And would [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 15

Day 15 (Daily updates that used to involve Yahoo! News and Metro but now I can’t even be bothered to do that and am just making it all up…) Day fifteen and the housemates are busy ahead of tomorrow’s eviction. “But who is up for eviction in the Alternative Ultimate Big Brother House?” I hear [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 14

Day 14 (Daily updates that used to involve Yahoo! News and Metro but now I can’t even be bothered to do that and am just making it all up… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) HOUSEMATES! You have a new task. Today you will become part of the Ultimate Little Big [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 11

Day 11 (Daily updates using only screen-grabs from Yahoo! News as Metro have given up… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) Simply massive news from the world of Ultimate Big Brother. Yes people, you’re not still asleep… Metro have written an article with an update. On their website no less. Blimey! [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 6

Day 6 (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) ul·ti·mate   [uhl-tuh-mit] –adjective Not to be improved upon or surpassed; greatest; unsurpassed: the ultimate vacation spot; the ultimate stupidity. This is hopeless. Even Metro have given up on the show. Don’t they realise that I need to [...]


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