Posts Tagged Nikki

Ultimate Big Brother: Day 9

Number nine, Number nine, Number nine… (Daily updates using only screen-grabs from Yahoo! News as Metro have given up… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) The Metro’s boycott continues and, seeing as my hand has started to come out in an unpleasant rash just holding my iPodTunesPhone with The Daily Mail [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 8

Deeeee Eeeeeyt (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) This really is starting to become a case of survival of the fittest. No, not in the house. Nobody cares about the house. Writing this blooming thing. It’s exhausting… I may need to write a new [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 6

Day 6 (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) ul·ti·mate   [uhl-tuh-mit] –adjective Not to be improved upon or surpassed; greatest; unsurpassed: the ultimate vacation spot; the ultimate stupidity. This is hopeless. Even Metro have given up on the show. Don’t they realise that I need to [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 4

Day 4 (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) Now if yesterday’s update was problematic, then today’s was, at best, badly planned. First of all it’s Saturday. Fortunately I don’t work weekends so get to avoid the Monday to Friday groundhog day today. (7:32 leave [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 3

Day 3 (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) I’m told that if we are to do these updates properly then the day (and day number) should be read out in a loud Geordie accent before proceeding with the text. Now I can’t do this [...]


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