Posts Tagged Ulrika-ka-ka

Ultimate Big Brother: Day 7

Day 7 (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) Blimey, we find ourselves up to day seven already. Only another twenty three seri left. And if that’s not good enough reason to close Channel 5, just in case, I don’t know what is. Richard Desmond, [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 6

Day 6 (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) ul·ti·mate   [uhl-tuh-mit] –adjective Not to be improved upon or surpassed; greatest; unsurpassed: the ultimate vacation spot; the ultimate stupidity. This is hopeless. Even Metro have given up on the show. Don’t they realise that I need to [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 4

Day 4 (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) Now if yesterday’s update was problematic, then today’s was, at best, badly planned. First of all it’s Saturday. Fortunately I don’t work weekends so get to avoid the Monday to Friday groundhog day today. (7:32 leave [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 3

Day 3 (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) I’m told that if we are to do these updates properly then the day (and day number) should be read out in a loud Geordie accent before proceeding with the text. Now I can’t do this [...]


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Ultimate Big Brother: Day 2

Day 2 (Daily updates using only photos from Metro… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?) Unfortunately I appear to have gaffed, not once but twice in my Day 1 update. It has been brought to my attention that Samuel actually likes to call himself Preston. This is probably in part due [...]


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