Day Ten
(Daily updates using only screen-grabs from Yahoo! News as Metro have given up… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?)
Two more arrivals literally crashed into the house on day ten. Well, one may have arrived during day nine but that will ruin my first line so I will ignore this. Surely I’m allowed a little creative freedom in this otherwise 100% genuine and bone-fide account of telly? Ahem…
First of all, a third EastEnder, none-other than Nitin Ganatra, best known for his role as Masood Ahmed, arrived. Shortly… erm… preceded by shouty, beardy, former Z-Cars and Flash Gordon actor BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!
“But why did you find it so important to use the phrase crashed into?” I hear you mumble somewhere on the horizon, wiping bits of congealed pop tart from around your sticky little mouths as you do so.
Why? Because Masood and BRIAN BLESSED spent the day smashing plates, that’s why. Didn’t you look at the pic? Duh!
Masood took a while to settle on a preferred technique for this, lets face it, not all that tricky when you compare it to advanced string theory or getting a deflated air-bed back into its case, task. Eventually he discovered that the best smashage was obtained by throwing them straight at Sharon and Nikki’s thick heads.
BRIAN BLESSED, on the other hand, had no such plans for faffing about like a big girl and destroyed pile upon pile of the porcelain crockery in seconds, simply by SHOUTING AT THEM! Job done.
And the rest of the housemates spent the entire day clearing up broken plates.
Fin.
Related posts:
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 11
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 12
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 14
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 15
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 9
Tags: Big Brother, Brian Blessed, Masood, Nikki, Nitin Ganatra, Sharon
