Day 11
(Daily updates using only screen-grabs from Yahoo! News as Metro have given up… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?)
Simply massive news from the world of Ultimate Big Brother. Yes people, you’re not still asleep… Metro have written an article with an update. On their website no less. Blimey!
Unfortunately it appears to be bobbins as they decide to run with the 75% nonsense headline “Makosi Musambasi and Nadia Almada evicted.” I’m guessing that what they actually mean is that Nadia Sawalha is out and it is a typically shoddy bit of Metro journalism that is the cause of the other inaccuracies.
Anyway, if my calculations are correct, we have the following housemates left in the Alternative Ultimate Big Brother House.
Samuel
Sharon
Nikki
Ulrika-ka-ka
Mrs Obama
Mr Garrison
Mr Hat
Nick Cotton
Lembit
Masood
BRIAN BLESSED
What an unlikely bunch of reprobates. So, out of this rabble, who is now favourite? Who is the housemate on the secret mission? Who let the dogs out? Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler? Who framed Roger Rabbit? Who cares?
Tune in tomorrow to see if I can be bothered to make my housemates do something. I should do really seeing as they’re there, waiting in anticipation like a house full of… erm… coiled springs.
I suppose that’s where my ‘Alternative’ concept falls down. Nobody would actually endure eleven days of a television show if nothing ever happened on it? Would they?
Fin.
Related posts:
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 14
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 9
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 15
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 8
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 6
Tags: Big Brother, Brian Blessed, Lembit Opik, Masood, Michelle Obama, Mr Garrison, Mr Hat, Nick Cotton, Nikki, Samuel, Sharon, Ulrika-ka-ka
