Number nine, Number nine, Number nine…
(Daily updates using only screen-grabs from Yahoo! News as Metro have given up… Well you don’t expect me to watch it do you?)
The Metro’s boycott continues and, seeing as my hand has started to come out in an unpleasant rash just holding my iPodTunesPhone with The Daily Mail in the browser, I’m going for Yahoo! News to inform the updates from now on. So, as promised, we have a nice new sub-heading too. Snappy isn’t it?
At least the headline is easier to work with today, although having never really watched Big Brother I’m not sure what many of the significant moments are.
It would be very easy to start with a gag about it being squeaky bum time for Channel 4 executives as all of the housemates, asides from Mrs Obama, got together and decided to become big fat ignorant racists. But that would be perhaps be considered distasteful by some. So I won’t do that.
The Daily Mail will be delighted with the first proper re-enactment, as all of the lady housemates got naked and spent the morning soaping themselves in the shower. That’ll be a five page spread about how outraged they are then. Again.
Meanwhile, Samuel and Sharon played at recreating the big Big Brother romance of recent years, Zippy and Sharon 2. It was all a disaster however as the two hapless housemates just couldn’t grasp the concept of coming up with a contrived romance, just for the telly.
New housemate Lembit spent the day crawling round, woofing and licking Ulkrika-ka-ka’s feet, as the former weather girl sat there with a face like thunder.
Nadia Sawalha almost managed to put her big blokey arms to good use while attempting to scale the fence. Unfortunately, with only inches to go, she lost her grip and landed on Mr Garrison and Mr Hat, dressed as Dr Evil and Mini Me as they belted out the Paul Young classic, “Wherever I lay Mr Hat, That’s My Home.”
TV’s Nick Cotton was spotted whispering to Nikki away from the other housemates at various points in the day although I’m not sure what that’s all about. Oh, and apparently there’s an eviction tomorrow too.
Is that everyone? The pic mentions a Brian. Do we have a Brian in there? Actually, do we even have a brain in there? Hmmmm… I think I’ve lost track of who’s in the house again so there will be a full roll-call tomorrow. Probably.
Fin.
Related posts:
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 15
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 8
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 11
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 14
- Ultimate Big Brother: Day 6
Tags: Big Brother, Channel 4, Jade Goody, Lembit Opik, Metro, Michelle Obama, Mr Hat, Nadia Sawalha, Nick Cotton, Nikki, Racism, Revolution 9, Samuel, Sharon, The Daily Mail, Ulrika-ka-ka
