Dear BBC1 and ITV bosses,
After looking at this evening’s television schedule, I can’t help but think that you may be missing a trick.
If you look carefully between 7pm and 8pm, you will notice that BBC2 has “Who Do You Think You Are?” while C4 has gone for something called “Who Do You Think You Were?”
These shows seem to have little competition from your channels in the primetime Friday night ratings battle, with The One Show and England v Bulgaria being the respective terrestrial rivals. (I confess that I didn’t bother looking to see what Channel 5 has to offer.)
Panic not as there are still a couple of hours to go before 7pm. You may therefore wish to consider quickly knocking up one of my most genius TV show ideas as a viewer grabbing alternative to the guff that you are planning to broadcast.
Who Do You Think You Could Have Been?
A man explores the possibility of what he may have actually achieved in life if he hadn’t joined the Civil Service after University.
Who Do You Think You Will Be Next?
An agnostic supermarket worker begins a fascinating voyage of discovery when she is whisked off to Tibet to spend seven years with the Dalai Lama.
Who Do You Think Yam?
A man from the Black Country discovers some shocking revelations about his family’s involvement in the illegal trade of grey peas and bacon during the First World War.
Don’t worry, you can have these for nowt if you like. And there’s plenty more where they came from if you fancy offering me the job of, say, Director-General or something? Just a thought.
Love,
Stuckon194 x
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